80+ Funny Argumentative Essay Topics

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  1. Why the Earth is flat
  2. Why people should never eat vegetables
  3. Why the sky is blue
  4. Why the sun orbits around the Earth
  5. Why new age medicine is better than traditional medicine
  6. Why the government is always out to get us
  7. Why people should never trust the government
  8. Why conspiracy theories are true
  9. Why scientists are always wrong
  10. Why we should all just give up and live in the woods
  11. Why pollution is good for the environment
  12. Why global warming is a hoax
  13. Why the world would be a better place without school
  14. Why arguing is the best way to resolve conflicts
  15. Why you should never trust a dog
  16. Why people are so obsessed with their phones
  17. Why the world would be a better place without money
  18. Why people love to procrastinate
  19. Why people are so addicted to social media
  20. Why the human race is doomed to extinction
  21. Why the earth is flat
  22. Why people should not have children
  23. Why the Earth is flat
  24. Why people should only eat fast food
  25. Why everyone should be a vegan
  26. Why guns should not be allowed
  27. Why you should never trust anyone
  28. Why men are better than women
  29. Why women are better than men
  30. Why blondes are better than brunettes
  31. Why brunettes are better than blondes
  32. Why redheads are better than blondes
  33. Why people should drink more alcohol
  34. Why people should eat more junk food
  35. Why people should not exercise
  36. Why people should stay in bed all day
  37. Why people should not go to school
  38. Why people should not work
  39. Why men make better leaders than women
  40. Why the world would be a better place without religion
  41. Why I should get a raise
  42. Why I should be able to keep my pet alligator
  43. Why rap music is the best music
  44. Why I should be able to park in the handicapped spot
  45. Why I should be able to use my cell phone in class
  46. Why the world would be a better place without money
  47. Why bigger is better
  48. Why I should be able to wear whatever I want to school
  49. Why I should be able to use my laptop in class
  50. Why I should get a free car
  51. Why people should stop worrying about global warming
  52. Why bacon is the best food ever
  53. Why the world would be a better place without lawyers
  54. Why we should all move to Canada
  55. Why Americans are the best country in the world
  56. Why we should all learn to code
  57. Why we should never trust the government
  58. Why the world would be a better place without religion
  59. Why people should vote for me
  60. Why people should stop eating meat
  61. Why people should stop using the Internet
  62. Why people should stop using cell phones
  63. Why people should stop driving cars
  64. Why people should stop procrastinating
  65. Why you should never trust a skinny chef
  66. Why the world would be a better place without lawyers
  67. Why getting a college degree is a waste of time
  68. Why the government is out to get you
  69. Why the Tooth Fairy is a fraud
  70. Why you should never date a vegan
  71. Why guns don’t kill people, people kill people
  72. Why the Earth is actually flat
  73. Why people are just sheeple
  74. Why you should never trust a skinny chef
  75. Why the world would be a better place without lawyers
  76. Why it’s better to be single than in a bad relationship
  77. Why people should stop taking life so seriously
  78. Why the world would be a better place without religion
  79. Why I should be the next president
  80. Why the chicken crossed the road
  81. Why I should get a raise
  82. Why global warming is a hoax
  83. Why men are better than women
  84. Why women are better than men
  85. Why Americans are the best people on the planet
  86. Why the French are the worst people on the planet
  87. Why I’m better than everyone else

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