- Why the Earth is flat
- Why people should never eat vegetables
- Why the sky is blue
- Why the sun orbits around the Earth
- Why new age medicine is better than traditional medicine
- Why the government is always out to get us
- Why people should never trust the government
- Why conspiracy theories are true
- Why scientists are always wrong
- Why we should all just give up and live in the woods
- Why pollution is good for the environment
- Why global warming is a hoax
- Why the world would be a better place without school
- Why arguing is the best way to resolve conflicts
- Why you should never trust a dog
- Why people are so obsessed with their phones
- Why the world would be a better place without money
- Why people love to procrastinate
- Why people are so addicted to social media
- Why the human race is doomed to extinction
- Why the earth is flat
- Why people should not have children
- Why the Earth is flat
- Why people should only eat fast food
- Why everyone should be a vegan
- Why guns should not be allowed
- Why you should never trust anyone
- Why men are better than women
- Why women are better than men
- Why blondes are better than brunettes
- Why brunettes are better than blondes
- Why redheads are better than blondes
- Why people should drink more alcohol
- Why people should eat more junk food
- Why people should not exercise
- Why people should stay in bed all day
- Why people should not go to school
- Why people should not work
- Why men make better leaders than women
- Why the world would be a better place without religion
- Why I should get a raise
- Why I should be able to keep my pet alligator
- Why rap music is the best music
- Why I should be able to park in the handicapped spot
- Why I should be able to use my cell phone in class
- Why the world would be a better place without money
- Why bigger is better
- Why I should be able to wear whatever I want to school
- Why I should be able to use my laptop in class
- Why I should get a free car
- Why people should stop worrying about global warming
- Why bacon is the best food ever
- Why the world would be a better place without lawyers
- Why we should all move to Canada
- Why Americans are the best country in the world
- Why we should all learn to code
- Why we should never trust the government
- Why the world would be a better place without religion
- Why people should vote for me
- Why people should stop eating meat
- Why people should stop using the Internet
- Why people should stop using cell phones
- Why people should stop driving cars
- Why people should stop procrastinating
- Why you should never trust a skinny chef
- Why the world would be a better place without lawyers
- Why getting a college degree is a waste of time
- Why the government is out to get you
- Why the Tooth Fairy is a fraud
- Why you should never date a vegan
- Why guns don’t kill people, people kill people
- Why the Earth is actually flat
- Why people are just sheeple
- Why you should never trust a skinny chef
- Why the world would be a better place without lawyers
- Why it’s better to be single than in a bad relationship
- Why people should stop taking life so seriously
- Why the world would be a better place without religion
- Why I should be the next president
- Why the chicken crossed the road
- Why I should get a raise
- Why global warming is a hoax
- Why men are better than women
- Why women are better than men
- Why Americans are the best people on the planet
- Why the French are the worst people on the planet
- Why I’m better than everyone else